Dear Jen:

I’ve been a fan ever since I saw you in that wedding dress a hundred years ago. I stuck up when you and your co-starts got 1 million an episode and took your side in almost every argument, but this time it’s different. You are complaining Jen—from where I sit your life is pretty perfect to me… you are employed, stunningly beautiful (maybe I should buy some Aveno) and travel first class whenever and where ever you want to do and most important you are loved.

But you complain about a story about you that is not true. So what? They are printed in the rags—not real newspapers. These rags are not staffed by real journalists like I, or others who have blogs and/0r work for actual newspapers. Yes, they do have freedom of speech –but please don’t think they are journalists. Journalists are hard workers who believe in the truth, and use facts to craft the story. Journalists have degrees from credible instutions of higher learning. We have written for newspapers and paid less than you at your Dairy Queen Job---but still we journalists write the truth.

The story is you are a very lucky woman who has had a few bad things happen like lots of us. If you are embarrassed by this story—I can imagine you are---I’m sorry—but Jen if this is your biggest problem—you are so ahead of the game…Just kiss your husband and be glad you are rich and can afford to live.

You are being fat shamed Jen and it stinks for us all. It’s all about sticking people in a hole so others can “figure you out.” Instead of taking the time over many dinners and shopping trips and drinking coffee, people will see one thing about you and then say—Okay you are fat. If you are fat, then you are lazy!

But every fat person I know is not lazy and we do a lot more than most men.

In fact, I think you are not fat, not pregnant and thrilled you are happy.

(I on the other hand have 3,000 dollars and need to buy a car. But, who really wants to own a 3,000 dollar car? Yuck. I’d like to own a 10,000 dollar car---and if you go back on this blog and read about Bank of America—you will see why I don’t have the 10,000 dollars.)

So, instead of complaining about this problem Jen--- Sue them---and then donate the money to a wonderful cause. Or keep the money and buy an island. I hear Hawaii is a great place to live—and your friend Oprah has a home there.

Be Well Jen

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