My food stamps were stolen

by Leslie Jacobs


I haven’t traveled in a while-but my food stamps were in Pennsylvania and Portland yesterday. They took 261.00 from me.

I’m hurt. I’m hungry. And they aren’t replaced.

I’m Asking for help!

Help!

Venmo

@Leslie-Jacobs-25

Or if you know my address -send a gift card (I’m still protesting Target)

Thank you so much for your kindness.

Leslie


Bannon, Thiel and Musk

by Leslie Jacobs


Are named in the file—-and Prince Andrew flew on his plane in 2000. The girls said they were raped on the plane too.

So, so sad!

And Trump must resign. I’ve said it. Will others with lots more platforms do the same?


Let’s Celebrate-my blog is now 11 years old.

by Leslie Jacobs


I stand or sit with Jimmy Kimmel -I never watched him until he was on YouTube and now he stands with Colbert and Letterman and Carson in my eyes. He is funny. And so am I—-I’ve written similar jokes or in the same vein to Mr.Kimmel.

I remember watching Carson during the Silverman years-and I said out loud to my mom “wonder if it’s Fred Silverman behind” and Johnny said the exact thing.

My mom looked at me, and said is this a rerun? How did you know what he was going to say?

It’s new- and with everything it was brushed aside.

This is my new joke:

Charlie Kirk understood The Secret-law of attraction means you say something and believe in it strongly-it will happen to you.

(I have to believe I’m worth 1 million dollars! )

CK said “gun deaths are worth it “ to protect the Second Amendment

So watch what comes out of your mouth. Especially your inner voice.


I met Robert Redford in 2017

by Leslie Jacobs


I am very blessed to be friends with so many great people. My friend Mare treated me to a Broadway play and an overnight in NYC in 2017.

So, I played with the Universe and said I’d like to meet Barbra Streisand while in NYC.

Mare, her brother, his husband her cousins and I were seated when there was a hush in the crowd. Lights turned down as Robert Redford and his friends enter and sat a few rows down from us.

At intermission I asked to use the bathroom but Mare who has known me for over 40 years told me to sit on my hands and she refused to move so I could get out of my seat. She knew I wanted to meet him. So I had to wait until the show ended and most of the audience walked out.

Then I walked up to him, told him I was a writer and I’m so glad to meet you. He told me we need writers and had a nice chat.

I didn’t ask for an autograph but thanked him for his movies


Food share Rocks!

by Leslie Jacobs


I feel very lucky in my life. I can go to get free food down the street from me.

I’m gonna make something with eggplant and I can put fresh lime juice in my water.